Name That Bike

Ok. So as much as I liked the size and agility of my brother's BMX bike...the comfort factor was pretty horrid. It was pretty much ruining all chances I ever had at bearing children if you catch my drift. Not that I'm in a hurry to become a baby factor, but I'm just saying...that junk down there works and little bro's BMX bike was not too comfortable for my ass or...other extremities.

So...




That's pretty bad ass, right?! The yellow was a little flashy for my tastes. I wanted the red but the red didn't come small enough. Even this guy feels a tad large for my impossibly slight self but riding it doesn't require the sacrifice of my baby-making parts, so for this I am grateful and happy.

Now, on to matter more important matters than a bikes affect on my baby-making parts...

HOLY SMOKES WHAT DO YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE NAMED?!???!!!

It's CONTEST time again, folks!!!

Any name will be considered but YOU have to submit your suggestions. I am putting the awesomeness of my new bike in your hands. It needs an awesome name. Once again, just to remind you...my settings are such that you do NOT need to be a member of blogspot to comment, so ANYONE can. This means YOU. Let's say that you should have your name suggestions suggested by this Saturday the *pause while I count on my fingers* 14th. Sound good? Good. Once again, there will be a results post once a winner is decided.


Yeah, I wasn't kidding when I said that helmet made me look like a huge dork. I think when I wear it people actually give me pity smiles because I look so ridiculous in it. Oh well, I will not be undone by a bike accident that spews my brains onto the pavement. Not on my list of ways I want to die or become a vegetable. And let's be honest my mind is damaged enough. Pretty sure it doesn't need blunt force trauma.

ACTION SHOT!!!!

Best.
Action.
Shot.
Ever.
I will be an action movie star at some point in my life. Hellz yes.
NOTE: Confusing Ideas, as you can see, does recommend ALWAYS wearing your helmet. Whether you're taking to the trails and rough terrain or merely riding up and down your driveway to compose lame action shots...you never know when the pavement will rise up and beat you over the head. Best to always be prepared.