Armed and Ready to Chuck a Shoe at the TV

I cannot wait until the freakin' elections are over.

The TV ads are driving me up a wall. They come on at least 4 times during every commercial break and basically happen like this:
COMMERCIAL #1
"Janice McJaniceson is a no good criminal who has robbed this state of any liberty it ever had. A vote for her is a vote for the terrorists, North Korea, communism, Hitler, and Connie Chung combined. Are you a North Korean-terrorist-communist-Nazi with an affection for Connie Chung? I didn't think so. Vote for Robert Robertson. He's for America. Paid for the by the people with way too much time and money on their hands. Also, we are the people with no tact. If you would like to encourage us, please send us some money."

COMMERCIAL #2
"Robert Roberston sleeps with hookers. A vote for Robert is a vote for hookers. Hookers are bad for America, just like terrorists. Are you a hooker loving terrorist? I didn't think so. Janice McJaniceson is not a hooker. Vote for not-a-hooker-Janice-McJaniceson. I'm Janice McJaniceson and I approve this message for anti-hookers."

COMMERCIAL #3
"Everyone is a big fat liar. You should vote for me, John Johnson because I am as honest as Abe Lincoln. And don't forget Abe freed all the slaves. If you don't vote for me, John Johnson, you are voting for slavery. If you vote for slavery everyone will hate you. Don't get hated on. Vote for me, John Johnson. I'm John Johnson and I approve this message for anti-slavery."

COMMERCIAL #4
"John Johnson is a big fat liar. Also, he slept with your girlfriend. Don't let him get away with that. Don't vote for him."

All of this makes me cry a little bit on the inside. These commercials are so bad and so annoying I want to chuck my shoe and the TV because I think exploding the TV during one of these ads would be very satisfying. "Vote for me because all the other candidates are douche faces-"KABOOM! Yeah, that's right Robert Robertson. You just got interrupted by my shoe. And you might as well stick it in your mouth because I think that would further your chances of winning.

I don't trust any politician as far as I could throw them. And I think that says something about the state of our country. I propose a new way to elect politicians. We throw them. And the ones that go the farthest are obviously the ones that deserve the most trust, so then...they win. Really I would feel much better about throwing a politician to elect them then I would actually going to vote. I'd vote on who pisses me off and annoys me the least. Not who I believe has the best ideas for the betterment of this country. Because no one does. Everyone is about furthering their own career, covering their own ass, and furthering their politic party NOT the well-being of America. So we may as well fucking throw them to elect them. It's a crapshoot not matter how you cut it. Voting has turned into a gamble. America is now a giant casino boat. Pull the slot machine to vote for your candidate! Get two donkeys and an elephant and the democrats take over congress! Get three pairs of sunglasses and have a celebrity take over the gubernatorial office of your state! Three elephants and the apocalypse happens!

I want to vote for the Party Of Common Sense. Or POCS as I like to call it. Right now no such candidate exists for this party. Not in Washington, not on the ballot. It's because the people who would run under this party have enough common sense to not run for political office.

* Le Sigh* (Yeah, I'm starting to adopt a rather French attitude toward my country)

Anyone with Common Sense want to run for President? Congress? Governor? Mayor? PTA head??

Didn't think so.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY
I performed a spell check on this blog before getting ready to post it. Here is what the spell check decided I should replace "fucking" with...
SPELL CHECK: Foreskin

Awesome.