Holy Crap A Blog

So, I've decided to get a blog. Hey, the rest of the world is doing it and I pretty much love cliches, so...why not? I've been wanting to make the move from "livejournaling" to "blogging" for a while now and I've finally done it. I feel so grown up. Really, you're nobody until you have a blog. Having a blog makes you really important. Don't believe me? Well, check it out, now I can say:
"Yeah, I got a blog."
"Hey, I can't talk right now. I gotta go blog."
"So last night, when I was writing in my blog..."

Anyway. I guess I should probably say something now about what a hope to accomplish with this blog. Talk a little about my "Blog Goal" if you will. And yes, that is a technical term used by bloggers world wide.

So in all actuality, I really know nothing about blogging. I've done a little livejournaling but beyond that my blog resume is pretty unimpressive. And by unimpressive I mean non-existent. So my basic "Blog Goal" is just to not really have a "Blog Goal." How's THAT for innovation? I can say with a good amount of certainty that this blog will not be a diary. So don't come on here expecting to read to the deep dark secrets of my life. (And believe you me there are plenty. I don't want to say too much on the subject because I already said this wouldn't be a diary but let's just say I've got a rap sheet a mile long due to multiple public nudity offenses. One of which involved naked jazzercise. But I already said I wasn't going to talk about deep dark secrets so no point in getting into all that...HOWEVER I will say this: I think it's really unfair the way people who don't like clothes are treated in today's society. Think about it. You don't see a whole lot of naked people walking around because the man keeps them down, well, not down...but clothed. Personally I find any sort of compromise on the matter (like mini skirts and tube tops) disgusting. Anyway. Enough of that. I'm getting so angry I could just put my shirt back on!)

So no. This won't really be a diary. But more a place for me to say crazy things. A place to be "incapable of serious thought." I don't take myself too seriously and you really shouldn't either. Taking me seriously only serves as a form of encouragement and such notions have proved dangerous in the past.

To all my fellow Chicagoians I'd like to say a heart felt "Happy Holidays!" though it is snowing and very cold outside may your heart be warmed by the glad tidings of the festive Halloween season. I can't tell you how long I've been dreaming of a "White Halloween" it looks like that dream may be finally coming true. Thank you so much global warming for making a young girl's deepest wish come true!