I Want To Be The Next Samantha Brown, Except Less Annoying and Gay-er

You guys, I want to go to Europe.
So bad.
I did that thing I probably shouldn't do. I watched the Travel Channel. This channel is dangerous for me.
So I'm thinking if I win the lotto, I'll go after I graduate. I think next semester I'm going to take French as an elective and I've also signed up with the BBC to learn some basic stuff (they're going to email me lessons). I figure with the amount of Spanish I have under my belt I could definitely get by in Spain and probably stumble through Italy. So, if I learn some French I'll be golden. Because I'm not going to be that obnoxious American that shows up with a phrase book and:
a) Either butchers the language or
b) Walks up to everyone ans says, "Do you speak-a English?? EN-GLISH? I don't comp-ren-der your crazy foreign tongue. Can you point me in the direction of the nearest McDonalds? MAC-DONALDS. Like...burger? Like..yum, yum?"
If I'm going to Europe...I'm going to do it right.
Ha. If I go to Europe.
Well...one day. I think it's just easier to go when you're young and not so tied down to a job or other things. So after graduation would be the perfect time.
And can I just say, I am so jealous of Samantha Brown. I mean..I find her a little annoying, but here's this chick that gets to go all over the WORLD and gets PAID for it. I think if I were to get a Travel Show, where I could be myself...that would be the ultimate for me. It would be serious, but also crazy too. I wonder how you go about getting a Travel show. I would go so many places. I would go great places like Paris, and Sicily, and Venice, and Greece...but then I would have episodes where I would go to The World's Largest Pumpkin Farm or something. Or episodes where I would just go to a random person's house for dinner. Or episodes where I would just start wandering around to see what I could see. I would be a charming and good looking host. I bet I would be voted the hottest Travel show EVER. I think Globe Trekker is probably my favorite show on the Travel Channel. I could totally do that. I wonder if The Travel Channel accepts audition tapes...
That might be my dream job. A Travel Show that I could write, decide where to go and what to do. AND I would bring all my friends on my show with me. We would have adventures.
...at some point in my life I would also really like to ride on an elephant. I don't know why. Maybe that will happen in the trip to India episode.

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