A Few Tidbits. Mmm...Delicious, Delicious Tidbits...

So, I don't really have one coherent idea for this post. But I do have a couple things I need to say/that I've been thinking...

Thus I submit...

TIDBIT A:
So I've discovered that anytime I need to feel better about myself as a human being and myself as a person, all I need to do is turn on the Real World for about 5 minutes.

TIDBIT B:
I can't sing. Sometimes I think I manage to be flat and sharp at the same time, I'm tone deaf, and I have no rhythm. If you told me to use my diaphragm, I would tell you that I'm gay and don't need to worry about getting pregnant. However, none of this stops me from singing in the privacy of my own company. I've discovered that my bathroom has really good acoustics and makes me sound halfway decent. So I'm thinking of producing a concept album..."Amy Sings Keb Mo, Tracy Chapman, The Police, Musicals and Everything In Between! Come With Her As She Takes You On A Magical Musical Journey From Her Bathroom” And the cover would be a picture of me sitting on the toilet, hitting a high note. I would probably make millions.

TIDBIT C:
So this Tom Cruise/Germany thing has really occupied a lot of my thinking time. I've been thinking since my last post...and...ok, I'll be the first person to tell you Scientology is the biggest crock of bullshit this side of the White House. I'll be the first person to make fun of it and I have made many jokes (most of them not very good) at the expense of Tom Cruise and Scientology. HOWEVER, I don't think Germany is any place to be singling someone out because of his or her religion. I figure they're got AT LEAST 1000 more years of unabashed acceptance of everyone and everything before they can even think about discriminating on someone. In conclusion of this tidbit I will say: Hopefully by the time that happens, the aliens will have come, picked up all the Scientologists and taken them very far away from Earth.

TIDBIT D:
I really want a kitten.